by J Z March 13, 2008
Get the rippin E'smug. e-HIV is an internet disease with its name being a derivative of a combination between AIDS / HIV and ethernet. It infects other internet users after social contact through messages, posts or even music. We know this as the first case of e-hiv was found within the Kardashian family. It is rumoured that they were super spreaders with their tv-shows and awful music.
Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.
Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.
Bob really suffers from e-HIV, he got scammed for €50k
The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file
The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file
by On of the mods December 30, 2020
Get the e-HIVmug. by kittencx January 25, 2020
Get the e-Cuddledmug. handjob through the internet.
by Amber77432 July 9, 2019
Get the e-handjobmug. the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.
I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.
by Parish July 1, 2008
Get the e-lurkmug. This is a variation of the dap that can be used when you would like to give a physical dap, such as to congratulate your friend on something great they did or are doing, but you are communicating in a manner that makes a physical dap unfeasible, usually electronic, e.g. email, chat, or sms. (See dap.)
I can't believe you are staying on track with your salad for lunch plan. I am gonna grab a burger, e-dap.
by vitaminjeff March 20, 2012
Get the e-dapmug. by PeggyKJ January 29, 2012
Get the e-errandmug.