Drake Snake

My girlfriend left me after seeing it.

Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and

you dont. (drake snake)
THE END

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake May 28, 2024

Drake

Not a cool guy anymore; long schlong and apparently is a pedo

"Yo remember that song Hotline Bling by Drake?"

"I'm not on team Drake.."

by LegalizedNuclearBomb June 1, 2024

Drake

Drake is a 9/10 RAPPER with strange behaver towards Minecraft miners and lost the beef

Drake

by skyperion June 1, 2024

drake

he has the prettiest eyes ever. his smile is contagious, he's sweet. he usually puts others before himself. he's very loyal, he is sassy, he has an attitude a lot, people are in a better mood when he is around, he's really strong he goes through shit and still pushed through it even when it gets hard, he will always put in an effort he has really good advice, he's obsessed with dirt bikes, he cares about his friends and family a lot, he has a crush on his girlfriends mom, he has an addiction to saying the n word, he's a really good boyfriend, he loves hard, and he's the best ever

darcy: "i love drake"
ryah: "shut up"

by yoursosigmaslay June 3, 2024

Drake-Maxxing

Drake-Maxxing is where someone tries to get their Johnson the size of drake. It’s usually very painful the way they do it, whether if it’s sticking a electro pad to it then cranking it up to 50 volts or putting it in molten glass. Whatever to become sigma.

When was the last time you were Drake-Maxxing, you look weak af.

by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024

Drake

1. Someone who has gotten a botched bbl surgery

2. A massive L you can't forget about

3. Someone with fake abs

4. a fry cook for Arby's

5. Someone with a successful bbl surgery

Man I pulled a anther drake

by Boneless soda June 11, 2024

Drakeincoggatilliniggacrinitillion

The integer before infinity

Infinity (taking away 1) shall result to a drakeincoggatilliniggacrinitillion!

by ChickenChocker69 June 11, 2024