Dirty desert

When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.

I’m surprising my best friend T with a dirty desert.

by The Utah king May 11, 2022

they deserve

they thought they may have finally found trust, friendship, guidance, support, protection, care, and love for once in their life and they started to think they actually deserved to feel that way, then the universe showed them once again that they don't deserve anything other then what life had given, they sit in the corner and deal with what they deserve, because if it wasn't deserved then why would it be this way

Dont feel bad about anything, its what they deserve even if they just want to be happy
it doesnt matter if they cared about your happiness as much as theirs they are jan
they deserve to have no one look at them

by janruan August 21, 2022

Resource Desert

A place that would have resources, since resources are abundant, if White People weren't hogging them all.

"East Aurora is a Resource Desert when it comes to mental health care, but Naperville has 200 therapists per square mile"

by Dr. Gudor July 16, 2022

dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.

Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.

by durka_durka July 22, 2022

Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.

This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.

by Pk ripper October 25, 2022

Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.

This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.

by Pk ripper October 25, 2022

High Desert Middle School

hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks 🫣

“I go to high desert middle school!”

by frogsarecute January 21, 2023