death threat

A threat on someones life made by another.

Person 1: I will kill you if you don't give me a hug.
Person 2: Okay okay... Death threat much...

by Silth November 4, 2013

Death Cumming

While you're cumming some kills you or you kill yourself. The most intense orgasm you will ever have

Person 1: Oh man! That dude died during some wicked death cumming!
Person 2: Lucky! He got to experience the most intense orgasm ever!

by WithinTheWalls October 16, 2008

Death Wank

A death wank involves cutting off the brain’s oxygen supply while simultaneously masturbating furiously. Participants either report a heightened sexual pleasure, or collapse and die.

More commonly referred to by its scientific name Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, death wanking is particularly popular among celebrity circles.

How did that newsreader die?

He had a death wank.

by jryze March 12, 2010

brown screen of death

When someone defecates on the keyboard of your brand new macbook and closes the lid.

My room mate is late with rent so I gave him the brown screen of death while he was at work.

by The Eighth Empire February 2, 2008

Lesbian bed death

The point at which a lesbian has so many rescue dogs in there bed it is no longer possible for them to engage is sex acts with one another

They are just fostering that lab-pit mix but it will lead to lesbian bed death if he dosnt get adopted soon.

by Gmetz32 February 12, 2021

red ring of death

A common occurance between Xbox 360 owners. Caused because Microsoft was too quick in building their console, resulting in cheap software. The worst is when the top right is not lit, meaning software failure. Many websites recommend you fixing it yourself, but this is highly unrecommended, due to tampering and resulting in loss of warranty. Do not listen to these people! They don't know how to fix nothing!

Person 1: Man! The red ring of death for the second time!
Person 2: Just twice?! You're lucky! I've seen it nine times!
Person 1: Microsoft sucks donkey ba***!

by Fuckitall October 13, 2008

death

A state of being that is possible to bestow only insofar as it is not attained.

'I only remember two kisses - the first and the last. The first, with my love and the last, with death. The first brought happiness and the last relief!'
--Srijit Prabhakaran

by Killing Kittens June 20, 2004