Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.

I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.

by Goetta June 2, 2015

Country camper slut

A typical country female that usually likes to engage sexual acts with various partners inside a camper.

So Billy wanna have sex in that there camper? Sure tiffany I would love too. (Country camper slut)

by Lilny2416 October 2, 2016

Country Club Special

The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.

Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.

by Miss MannersPA June 27, 2016

Country Club Crew

Usually a group who thinks that they're hip and eccentric. Often spends time doing "meaningful" work at a theatre or a co-op. The Country Club Crew can be easily spotted wearing sweater vests, graph tees tucked into jeans & other articles of clothing that do not and should not ever be worn together. Typically, they are a great set of people. Stay away from the Republican ones and girls named Mallory.

Oh look, it's the whole fucking country club crew.

What is that crew wearing?

They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.

by Bradtery December 6, 2020

Back-country Tango

The action of performing sexual acts while in the wilderness.

TJ: Hey Laura wanna go have a quickie right now while we're in this forest in the mountains?
Laura: (French accent) Why of course, I would love to TJ. Let us go now! Off into the woulds late at night while my tent-mates are asleep! And we shall call this, the Back-Country Tango!!

by A Very Informative Human September 7, 2013

A Third-Word Country

= a place where even the wealthy suffer, and only every third word is intelligible during a zoom call.

The Coronavirus does not discriminate between socio-economic strata, leveling all of Humanity; so when a grey rectangle appears on our screens--YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION HAS BECOME UNSTABLE-- we can barely make out every third word, combined with TERRIBLE distortion, during our only tenuous links to the outside world-- our Zoom} calls-- & we are all, thus, living in "A Third-Word Country!"

by z'mirote May 16, 2020

orinda country club

A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade

"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"

by user467257379_sus December 11, 2021