A super short guy who is definitely not straight. He has a micropenis that he likes putting up butts.
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Get the Cooper mug.Jake Cooper , a tall man , no a very tall man. A man who where he walks woman follow he looks like he takes steroids but don’t worry he’s el’ natural
by Dragonslayer56 October 3, 2021
Get the Jake Cooper mug.A certain person that lies about things that he has. when he says that he has a canyon sender or 5 TV's in his bedroom or even a $1,000 dollar gaming mouse - all this is false info. instead of a canyon sender he has a Polygon Siskiu n7.
all in all, cooper is actually a really good friend. but if your conversation ever veers towards biking with someone, beware of cooper Rankine!!
all in all, cooper is actually a really good friend. but if your conversation ever veers towards biking with someone, beware of cooper Rankine!!
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