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Cock bach

When one is about to score with another person and then someone starts playing a song on the piano but doesn't finish causing you to ditch your acquaintance to finish the song
"I was about to score with this chick and then some dude cock bached me
by Michael Coscrocozcrov November 26, 2010
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cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.
Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"
by richardstarkey October 19, 2010
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COCK LUST

The irresistible urge and desire to Suck, Worship, Praise, & Pleasure a Big Beautiful Cock when it's in your face making you crave to give it pleasure with your tongue,lips, mouth, & throat until it explodes in all it's glory which gives u the feeling of total mind blowing bliss,fulfillment& satisfaction.
Embrace and allow cock lust to take you on a journey of total bliss & enlightenment.
by Experience explore November 10, 2018
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cock mileage

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010
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Bobbing for Cock

When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.
Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.
by tatermctater April 16, 2015
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cock teaser

A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.
by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004
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cock arm

The act of someone entering your personal space while you are seated and resting their package on your arm or shoulder. This is generally a habitual act by the offender and causes discomfort for the victim. This act may be done inadvertently or to show affection.
Man, my boss cock arms me every time he comes in my office. One of these days I am going to fake a cough and elbow him in the dick.
by withheld to protect the innocent September 30, 2005
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