Charging and Chill

That desperate time when you just can't charge your phone without your girlfriend wrapped around your arms. As soon as the battery percentage reaches 69%, that's when things start to get a little out of control.

Joe: *put's his phone on the charger
Julie: *starts cuddling with Joe for no reason
Joe: "Uh, what are you doing"
Julie: "What do you mean what am I'm doing. Were charging and chilling"
**15 minutes later, battery reaches 69%**
Julie: *starts taking her clothes off
Joe: "Why are you taking your clothes off?"
Julie: "What do you mean? This charging chillin got me horny, not help me take your clothes off now"

by Lets Chill :3 October 19, 2015

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charge me

When a particular lad / bro is eager to pay for the service and/or product they have received

Shop assistant: "ok sir, so we have here one bottle of vodka, one large size cucumber, and 2 litres of our finest brand extra virgin olive oil "
Lad / bro: "charge me"

by Irrelevantname January 9, 2016

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cargo plane

When you really need to go to the bathroom but cant as ur in the middle of a game or activity and you cant go.

"I have a cargo plane cover me please" or " I have a cargo plane I need to go after this"

by xxwinzzxx October 4, 2016

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charger excuse

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.

Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.

by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016

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