Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.
I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.
by M.Doc July 8, 2019
Get the Clown Carmug. a girl who looks good while sitting in her car (has a pretty face) but the rest of her is a dog (fattie)
by black widow September 8, 2004
Get the car girlmug. Smart? lol funny... probably one of the shittest cars i've ever seen. It was also the number one gay car :-/
cant show example as its more than 50 characters :-( just go on Google and type "Smart Car gay" or something like that (Y)
by manutdfan4life March 12, 2005
Get the Smart Carmug. Homer: "I want my car repaired with quality GM parts"
Repair Guy: "But your car was built in Croatia, it's built from old Soviet tanks!"
Repair Guy: "But your car was built in Croatia, it's built from old Soviet tanks!"
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003
Get the homer's carmug. A vehicle from a country that exports rice. Japan. Rice does not stand for "race inspired cosmetic enhancement". That was developed in the last few years by people who drive rice cars but don't want to admit it. The term "rice burner" has been around since the 70s while the "race inspired" definition was created around 2010.
This is not to be confused with the term "Ricer". A ricer is an individual, not a vehicle. Someone who puts very large/loud exhaust, bulky body kits(usually unpainted or spray painted), large wheels with tiny tires, excessive negative camber, "drift trinkets", tow hooks, neon lights, body colored interior plastic parts, wings, non-functional hood scoops, Japanese writing on the windows, metal cold air intakes(these are hot air intakes as metal under a hood gets very hot), candy painted valve covers and other tasteless cosmetic modifications on their vehicles. You do not have to drive a rice car to be a ricer. You do not have to be a ricer to drive a rice car. The two are completely separate.
This is not to be confused with the term "Ricer". A ricer is an individual, not a vehicle. Someone who puts very large/loud exhaust, bulky body kits(usually unpainted or spray painted), large wheels with tiny tires, excessive negative camber, "drift trinkets", tow hooks, neon lights, body colored interior plastic parts, wings, non-functional hood scoops, Japanese writing on the windows, metal cold air intakes(these are hot air intakes as metal under a hood gets very hot), candy painted valve covers and other tasteless cosmetic modifications on their vehicles. You do not have to drive a rice car to be a ricer. You do not have to be a ricer to drive a rice car. The two are completely separate.
Jimmy just got a rice car. Its a 300hp Subaru STi.
The owner of that Focus is a serious ricer. Look at that nasty primered body kit and giant wing.
The owner of that Focus is a serious ricer. Look at that nasty primered body kit and giant wing.
by Dodge Daytona R/T January 8, 2013
Get the Rice Carmug. A car whore is some one who is regularly in someone else's car. It normally refers to a girl who is going out with an older boy because she can ride around in his car with him. However the term has started to become a term for someone who is in someone elses car alot.
by carwhorebbeg October 5, 2010
Get the Car Whoremug. a woman who appears as a hotty while driving a car and seen only from the shoulders up but actually has non visible ba-chunk-a-chunk fat ass. The opposite of a butter head
I was tracking this smoking hotty pulling up to star bucks in a Benz but when she got out her huge ass proved that she was merely car hot.
by greakan November 29, 2007
Get the car hotmug.