carlo valletta

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.

Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too

by Nick dick ass throat February 11, 2018

Carlos chew

Someone who is dependable. a great friend and someone who will always come through

Brother, I don’t need you to be untrustworthy. I need you to be like Carlos Chew

by Jay4455 December 03, 2023

Carlos Chew

Someone you can trust. A great friend

Man I’m not sure who I can call….. ahh I know I’ll call Carlos Chew

by Jay4455 December 03, 2023

John Carlos Knight

This guy thinks he his a sigma, he plays with children and he thinks he's the hottest guy on earth

did you hear about what John Carlos Knight did to that little girl

by John Carlos Knight December 12, 2023

Carlos B

Carlos is a cool guy but he has no respect for his closest friends. He tries to take your stuff and gets mad at you when you point it out. He blames things on other people and is just an all around first class loser. Carlos is a jerk.

Shaniqua: “hey have you seen Carlos B’s new car?”
Jake: “yea I can’t believe he had to copy you”
Shaniqua: “yea I know it’s such a carlos thing to do”

by Shake ya mama June 05, 2020

Cheeky Carlos

When someone urinates in the sink when the toilet is a viable option

Did you actually just do a cheeky Carlos in my house?!?

by 25567 July 05, 2018

Cheeky Carlos

A tequila shot imbibed through the rectal passage.

Rejecting common sense and the wisdom of his peers Dominic asked the bartender for a Cheeky Carlos. Those near Dominic at the time will never unsee what they saw that day.

by KrondarkDestroyerOfWorlds February 19, 2015