jose carlos

Cute ass nigga get all the bitches and funniest nigga doesn't even need to try over all just a Chad and comes with At least 8 inches is 7'9 tall you wanna fuck this nigga if you dont kill yourself

Jose Carlos is just a chad i wish i was him

by Patric kellon November 01, 2020

carlos duarte

A young smart kid that has a nickname that is popcorn and and is really friendly and has gone to miles elc for 8 years and is going to 6th grade.

Carlos Duarte is a awesome

by Popcorn/// May 18, 2017

carlos caban

Carlos Caban is a commonly used name for for sentences that have to be that your crush disgusts you

Ariana disgusts Carlos Caban

by anonymous30282 March 29, 2017

Carlos Matos

Wasu wasu wasu wasuuup BITCONNEEEEEECT!!!

Only one way to use this in a sentence.
"I am Carlos Matos From New York City, New York. Wasu wasu wasu wasu wasuuup, BITCONNEEECT!"

by Puffmonkey January 22, 2018

slow carlos

The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.

The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.

by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023

British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner February 27, 2016

Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.

You're such a Matteo Carlos man.

by sobbgolbd March 06, 2024