Carl

Carl is the kid who gets no bitches.

Boy: Hey is that Carl?

Friend: Ya I heard he gets no bitches.

by Louiek34 May 19, 2022

Carl

A man who absolutely rocks transition glasses and gets unlimited amounts of pussy and can also be a asshole.

Like when carl said “I’m not going anywhere”

by Colonel sanders1665 March 29, 2022

carl

carl is a nice male species

Ayooo Carl waddup, i love you so much full fucking homo dudeeeeeeeee

by BigNine Tit March 1, 2021

Carl

A llama that kills people and eats hands.

Carl! There is a dead human in our house!

by TubaMaverick April 20, 2022

CARL

a weirdo who uses Google too much.

Carl needs to be banished from the Internet.

by novella321 June 7, 2022

Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.

"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."

by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025

Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.

"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."

by Read it! July 11, 2025