Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
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a modern syndrome where digital partners are vastly surpassing real life friendship and especially in intimate partnerships supposed to be at least historically between a man in a woman. all dangerous gaps inspired by FanFan interviews from YouTube and stuff { gender faith gap, thigh gap, pay gap, feminist gap, free the nipple gap, minority lack of pro femenisim gap, men's safety gap, islamic women have extra clothing knowledge gap, all men probably have graped once gap, any love gap, LGBTQ+ knowledge gap, single by beyondsay rent gap, boyfriend purse gap, buy me more jewlery gap, men don't have feelings gap, prison limit gap, feminist men gap, love is temporary gap, poly-date gap, minority knowledge gap, grandma friendship ring gap, men-are-dogs gap funfun saying, *kid's safety gap }
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I think really, to drill this home, someone...
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a modern syndrome where digital partners are vastly surpassing real life friendship and especially in intimate partnerships supposed to be at least historically between a man in a woman. all dangerous gaps inspired by FanFan interviews from YouTube and stuff { gender faith gap, thigh gap, pay gap, feminist gap, free the nipple gap, minority lack of pro femenisim gap, men's safety gap, islamic women have extra clothing knowledge gap, all men probably have graped once gap, any love gap, LGBTQ+ knowledge gap, single by beyondsay rent gap, boyfriend purse gap, buy me more jewlery gap, men don't have feelings gap, prison limit gap, feminist men gap, love is temporary gap, poly-date gap, minority knowledge gap, grandma friendship ring gap, men-are-dogs gap funfun saying, *kid's safety gap }
mansplaining { gender dysphoria gap, big pharma gap, men's health gap, drug affliction gap, ^internet body art for profit gap, ^^ war sanity gap, GMO gap, chemical poisoning in our food gap, private surgery gap, grandma's racial feelings gap, ^^^breakdown of the family gap }
most of the modern relationships have at least 13% care gap due to flaming eye socket syndrome
thereso, suchas, since, s/t, hence; lady gapping statements > man gapping lady statements > man gap > care gap
I think really, to drill this home, someone...
TBC //tinyurl.com/funfun-caregapping
Yo 13/18 % of the Entourage cast were suffering from flaming eye socket syndrome so they all had divorces due to the insane care gap. Men assumed and feminist know intrinsically that with jobs husbands could sustain Only Fans and big happy smiling wives. Feminist movement one, no alcohol, perfect. Feminist movement two, free the nipple, perfect. Men perfect, women perfector. Feminism is next to Heaven.
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