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care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
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care gap

care gap n. in a feminist reality we must brief on the morest biggest hardest correctest care gap of the major sexes
a modern syndrome where digital partners are vastly surpassing real life friendship and especially in intimate partnerships supposed to be at least historically between a man in a woman. all dangerous gaps inspired by FanFan interviews from YouTube and stuff { gender faith gap, thigh gap, pay gap, feminist gap, free the nipple gap, minority lack of pro femenisim gap, men's safety gap, islamic women have extra clothing knowledge gap, all men probably have graped once gap, any love gap, LGBTQ+ knowledge gap, single by beyondsay rent gap, boyfriend purse gap, buy me more jewlery gap, men don't have feelings gap, prison limit gap, feminist men gap, love is temporary gap, poly-date gap, minority knowledge gap, grandma friendship ring gap, men-are-dogs gap funfun saying, *kid's safety gap }
mansplaining { gender dysphoria gap, big pharma gap, men's health gap, drug affliction gap, ^internet body art for profit gap, ^^ war sanity gap, GMO gap, chemical poisoning in our food gap, private surgery gap, grandma's racial feelings gap, ^^^breakdown of the family gap }
most of the modern relationships have at least 13% care gap due to flaming eye socket syndrome
thereso, suchas, since, s/t, hence; lady gapping statements > man gapping lady statements > man gap > care gap

I think really, to drill this home, someone...
TBC //tinyurl.com/funfun-caregapping
Yo 13/18 % of the Entourage cast were suffering from flaming eye socket syndrome so they all had divorces due to the insane care gap. Men assumed and feminist know intrinsically that with jobs husbands could sustain Only Fans and big happy smiling wives. Feminist movement one, no alcohol, perfect. Feminist movement two, free the nipple, perfect. Men perfect, women perfector. Feminism is next to Heaven.
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
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Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.
Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!
by killman64 September 9, 2016
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Care bear

Very cool and has a small pp and attacks wer bear
CARE BEAR IS An ADJECTIVE LIKE NICE OR COOL
by The Urban dictionary69 March 11, 2021
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Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting
Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.
by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018
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Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.
Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?
by Claudius Maximus November 29, 2010
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I care charity group

People who really do give a shit about other people don't feel a need to get themselves or their charity group on a TV News Camera to promote themselves. People who haven't taken anything from anyone don't feel a need to give them a chicken each, or food. That kind of thing comes from someone or a group who sees themselves as shepards amongst sheep, walking behind them with a cane.
I care charity group is bullshit, they don't give a fuck about you.
by Solid Mantis April 1, 2021
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