person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"
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Get the butthole tickler mug.A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
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An iron butthole is in reference to a tight butthole in which one can withstand a through ramming and bounce back like nothing ever happened.
“It’s colder than an iron butthole in here Lindsey!”
“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”
“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”
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