Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 04, 2023
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blonde Sophie

best girl you'll ever meet she's a keeper lads
that's blonde Sophie omg
by thebestsophxo October 19, 2022
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Blonde langneus

Blond meisje of blonde jongen met een zeer lange neus. Dit wordt soms als onaantrekkelijk gezien, maar velen vinden dit juist aantrekkelijk.
¨Wacht maar tot ze zich omdraait, dan is ze niet aantrekkelijk meer. Ze heeft een hele lange neus
¨Maar ik hou juist van een blonde langneus
by JaySayHey June 16, 2020
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blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 11, 2020
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Blonde bum

Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!
by 40z4lyf3 May 22, 2017
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Yukon blonde

Please, that isn't grey hair. It's Yukon blonde. Get it right!
by NMIR March 13, 2023
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blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.
Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."
by boronanon April 03, 2015
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