Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012

Bacon Sniffer

A radar detector.

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.

by Bambootrident August 26, 2013

butt bacon

When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.

Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?

by spicysheron February 15, 2014

Bacon Party

A party in which you can throw for yourself or another in which you first get baked (smoke or consume Cannabis until you are really hungry and really high) and then you make bacon-ALL of the bacon-and then eat the bacon.

I got high last night and threw myself a Bacon Party!

by Vasartas March 26, 2020

ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound

I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.

by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016

bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.

07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol

by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011