A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

The term “Bigger Penguin” is another way of expressing a male’s private to be more grown and advantages than most. Someone with one would be considered dangerous to this world for being harmful while raw to others .
by TheRealDeal971 January 17, 2023

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.
by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016

by xbunnyraptorx April 25, 2024

To waddle penguin-like, using the motion to juice an orange with the nude buttocks and taint, while another drinks the resulting warm slurry.
Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."
Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."
"Babe, Why are you dressed in nothing but a white shirt and bowtie?"
"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."
"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."
by cowboycole May 15, 2025

the most amazing animal. A flightfull Bird. Can very much fly.
Trust.
they are not to be made into penguin soup, people who do that will become illegal to the world.
They can also swim and eat fish.
Trust.
they are not to be made into penguin soup, people who do that will become illegal to the world.
They can also swim and eat fish.
"i'm a penguin!"
'No eating penguin soup ava, that is illegal"
" we penguins have one of the best secrets in the world"
'I identify as a penguin"
'No eating penguin soup ava, that is illegal"
" we penguins have one of the best secrets in the world"
'I identify as a penguin"
by HungryP3n9u1n. March 05, 2025
