fairy emperor penguin 🐧

Jared Klein’s official pet name
If only my pet name was as cool as Jared’s. His is fairy emperor penguin 🐧.
by God3825 October 07, 2022
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Sharks and Penguins

Pageant organization with no toxic members.
Sharks and Penguins is a standard.
by Watashiwaaaa November 01, 2021
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Part time penguin

A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions
Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.
by Ppleater69 February 26, 2023
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penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
by callmezeus June 22, 2022
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Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 02, 2018
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cheddar penguin

When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.
Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.
by 696969699696 February 24, 2018
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Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
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