Jesse moment

The act of ignoring your friends for an extended period of time

Person 1: Hey man you seen Joe lately?

Person 2: yeah like a month ago

Person 1: wow Jesse moment

by The choochinator August 15, 2021

Jesse

Talks too much still hiding is the closet needs a few history lessons loves fitting so much that he does stupid shit and follows dumsdums oh be careful he's to stupid to know when he says racist bigomyist comments

A: "Jesse can talk to hours"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"

by Amkrasibaicth July 22, 2022

jesse

total loser

“man that jesse is a total loser.”

by balls. December 11, 2021

Jesse

This guy hates the cops and loves the hoes, he’s the type of guy to have sex and throw the condom at the cops after using it , known for his deep throat super powers he can get sucked and fucked out of any situation

I wanna be a jesse when I grow up dad

by Scoopitypoop November 23, 2021

jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.

"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"

by indeluble77 November 24, 2016

Jess polibio

Jess polibio is an amazing girl , which is kind , makes you laugh cares about everyone and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jess polibio MARRY HER!

you can use it as "cagla loves jess polibio" or something like that .

by caglalovesjess101020 November 3, 2020

Jesse

#1 handler

Jesse is the guy you want to handle you. 😮 💨

by Bananacreampi2 April 23, 2023