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red bottom

english slang referring to being horny or attracting large amounts of sexual attention from the opposite (or the same) gender. having red bottomosity. also see Cosmic Horn.
Quiet yourself so I can hold a decent conversation with this attractive person, red bottom!!!
by JazzySpazzy February 7, 2007
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foggy bottom

the act, or condition resulting from the act whereupon, during or after anal sex, the male (or female with a false appendage of any type or variety) removes the penis or other object and wipes any resultant fecal matter onto the buttocks of his or her partner, thereupon giving the partner a "foggy bottom"
Last night while butt-porking Suzi, we worked up a good sweat and the sheen off her ass from the overhead light was giving me a headache, so I gave her a foggy bottom to cut down on the glare.
by jagdgeschwader March 11, 2009
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Bottom text

We your smashing and the person on the bottom starts texting someone
Man he was making me bored while smashing so I started to bottom text my friend
by Es me November 6, 2017
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bottom bitch

When a pimp has women serving him atop a set of stairs, platform or pyramid-like structure, the women at the bottom may be referred to as his "bottom bitches". Typically less attractive than "top bitches".
"These bitches up here are Sheila and Rhonda, right there are Cristina and Wanda, and down there - just some fucking bottom bitches."

"Oh her name? Don't worry about it, she's just a bottom bitch."

"Hey bottom bitch, get me some cool aid."
by AshleeBerk November 14, 2011
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bottom bitching

When girls who live together sync up their periods, the one whose cycle they sync to is the "bottom bitch" who is faintly superior to the others.
I wasn't supposed to get my period til next week, but she bottom bitched me.

Some say bottom bitching is a good sign for new roommates.
by best_I_ever_had April 22, 2009
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Matt bottom

Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:

'What length Pyjamas do you where'

'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'

A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair

A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.

This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.

Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'

Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
Luke:' look at that eighteen year old kid in the park, that's defo a Matt bottom'
by Cheekynandos May 14, 2015
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Bottom Rockers

The half-full cans of warm PBR found the day (or weeks) after a party. May or may not contain cigarette butts.
"It took me a half an hour to clean up the bottom rockers this morning"
by Sewdoughnum November 24, 2017
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