R. Kelly

R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.

R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.
“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs
Told to an underage person

*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”
by weirdwushi March 14, 2019
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R. Kelly

An rnb performer of the whikkety whack macdaddy paddy whack era. Well known for his bedroom and backstage antics with the young ladies.
He my daddy. R. Kelly tweats me good. Weal good. When I am a naughty girl he give me spanks. He teach me to be good girl. Weal good girl
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 06, 2019
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jay-r

Your music hits the spot like Jay-R's
by JAY-R ZA September 18, 2020
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R-Word

Due to Herschel Walker, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and Lauren Boebert being complete imbeciles, Republican has become the new R-Word.
by GorgeDumbyaDouche August 27, 2023
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program r

A code-based computer software created to torture students of statistics in order to drag their souls into perpetual hell. Once you lay your eyes upon the console, you are doomed to an eternity of errors and "visible eval."
Student 1: Did you do the problem set using program r?
Student 2: I started but then I think I saw the devil so I stopped.
Student 3: This class makes me want to kill myself!
Student 4: If you do, you better take me with you!
by amplexus_jane April 05, 2015
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Giovanni R.

Giovanni R is the sweetest, most epic, funniest guy you’ll ever meet. Gio is really good at siege and is never too good to let you play with him. He’ll always be willing to put a smile on your face and try his hardest to make you happy. Gio is incredibly ambitious and works hard for what he wants. Gio is one cool guy..
Person 1: “Damn is that Giovanni R.?”
Person 2: “Yeah... you won’t regret a single second you spend with him”
by SycamoreGxrl September 25, 2020
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r/unpopularopinion

It's either "Guys, I think murder is a crime" or "All people with IQ below 135 should be tortured and killed"
r/unpopularopinion is full of shit
by Lixie_ April 02, 2023
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