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Maddie

Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.
Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021
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Maddie Parks

The biggest slut alive. If you’re trying to get your body count up give her a call, doesn’t matter if has a boyfriend or not she will still fuck you
Aiden “I’m got 12 bodies and I want to have more than Chad before the New Year…”

Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
by LTR23232323 November 16, 2021
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Maddy Carroll

The sexiest girl in the shower. Nice cooch. I wanna touch her.
Maddy Carroll is so hot I want to rail her
by Boyfriend of Maddy January 27, 2022
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Maddie

The love of Landens life and is Landens life. Maddie is the person who owns landen.
Maddie is the person Landen loves with everything he has.
Maddie stole Landens heart.
by Gnarly skater March 4, 2023
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Maddie

Maddie is the most beautiful amazing sweet girl you will ever meet! She will never forget her manners in any household. She loves her friends and family and is always active. She is amazing and never betray her because her friends always have her back.
Man did you hear jack broke up with Maddie

Yeah I heard he best friend beat him up!
by Pinkbanana24 March 12, 2020
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Maddie

Maddie is not just a name... Maddie is tall, Maddie has curly hair, she dyes it many times. She is a LIBRA. She is not the cleverest of girls but DON’T WORRY she makes up for it with her outstanding gymnastics skills... jk Maddie is terrible at gymnastics and can barely even do a foreword roll. She is talented at other things though. She can paint like Picasso, sing like Grace Vanderwaal ( I don’t know my NAMEEEEEEEE), apply lipstick like Miranda sings and do maths like Mrs Huggins.
Everyone needs a Maddie.
Maddie is the most amazing magician the world has ever seen.
by Madgeeeeee March 3, 2021
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Maddie Davis-Joyce

Maddie Davis-Joyce is my bitch
by Rize and shine November 21, 2021
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