A male who is a straight up alcohol lightweight. He wastes exorbitant amounts of beer by only drinking half of each can, and then discreetly setting the other hot half down amidst the other party refuse, and leaving it. The Beer Lindsey gives the illusion of being a seasoned heavyweight, but truly drinks like a, "young high school girl". The discarded half of the beer is discovered the next day during party cleanup, and is now referred to as a, "lindseyed beer". The true heavyweights then proceed to drink the lindseyed beers, as they consider it blasphemous to waste such large amounts of nectar.
PLEDGE 1. (DURING CLEAN UP AFTER PLEDGE NIGHT). GOD DAMN THERE WERE A BUNCH OF BEER LINDSEY'S HERE LAST NIGHT. I'VE FOUND AT LEAST 20 HALF FULL BEERS.
PLEDGE 2. HAIR OF THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER. IF NOT FOR THE BEER LINDSEY, WE WOULD HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER 12 PACK.
PLEDGE 2. HAIR OF THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER. IF NOT FOR THE BEER LINDSEY, WE WOULD HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER 12 PACK.
by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016
Get the Beer Lindseymug. A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.
by Run4Beer January 25, 2007
Get the Trophy Beermug. The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).
This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.
This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.
by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013
Get the The Beer Standardmug. A harvey beer is someone who lacks a mclaren gulf hoodie, he obsesses over lando norris (he wants his dick), and he seems to just wear hollister and nothing else, dusty yute. 4 eyes and can barely see anything, this is shown by the fact that he cant do his hair properly in the morning. Overall would not want to meet a harvey beer in public or a club, might talk to you about daniel riccardio.
by EdM1234567 November 8, 2022
Get the Harvey Beermug. The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)
Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!
by mmcg1 October 14, 2015
Get the beer clockmug. Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.
by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013
Get the Cream of Beermug. by Joe P May 24, 2004
Get the Beer Speedmug.