whale brigade

The whale brigade is something found in every high school. It is a group of overweight females that have banded together as one and become friends. Their leader is called "the beached whale". They parade around town trying to get into parties only to find they can't fit through the door. They think they're hot shit and try to hook up with males.

I tried to get into the gymnasium today but the whale brigade was cluster fucking it.

by BadLarry September 19, 2016

whale threesome

The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.

The other night, after Scott fell asleep, my girlfriend and I had a whale threesome with him.

by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016

Whalers

Boston based rock band, lead singer is rob gnarly.

Rob gnarly and the whalers are putting on a sold out show in front of the flipping Jenny boat by the waterfront you guys want to go?

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2016

whalep

What you say when you have lost all hope like me. I say it all the time.

A: Dude, they got the ball.
B: Whalep, we're screwed.

by YeLordFroggit May 21, 2018

Whalebreather

A person who is swimming and blows the excess water out of their mouth creating the mist that looks like a whale is releasing air on top of the water.

He showed that he was a whalebreather when he sprayed me like a whale. He whale-breathed on me

by MikeDom July 15, 2018

whale of a human

guess who this is

whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

whale hunting

The act of hunting the largest specimen you can find, nailing it and being the proudest man on earth.

Kyle went for a night out in Runcorn whale hunting, he found big kate who was the largest lady in the group. He spent £50 in the takeaway, then took her home. He was ever so proud and got to show off his new iphones panoramic display.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 27, 2019