jizzy twists

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.

Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.

by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016

Twisting

Twisting fucking like riding a racehorse!

Twisting in cum!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

The Ukrainian twist

When two consenting adults preform a sex move we’re one partner lies on there stomach, crosses there legs and puts there arm behind there back (wrist over wrist). while the other partner goes down on them.

“Hey honey, do you want to try the Ukrainian twist tonight?”

by Quandale Dingle dick suckers. May 1, 2022

Twist

A black and white couple, referring to a black male with a white women. Vise versa

The couple was a twist.

by Druski July 1, 2025

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.

"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."

by slot_shots October 14, 2022

Tijuana Twist

A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.

Carl: Dude how'd you cum so much?
Bill: I didn't, i gave you the Tijuana Twist!

by Progressive Auto Insurance August 20, 2009