Embracing The Turtle

To engage and specificaly indulge ones self in the illicit act of smoking wacky tobacky, herb, marijuana, or hash hishe.

Bartholomuel and I were rather discombobulated after a long evening of Embracing The Turtle.

by MP Schott August 24, 2007

turtled

To truck someone in a football game and place the opposing player directly on his back.

Damn! Peyton Hillis just turtled ol' boy, look, he's laying on his back right now!

by Big Curt55 November 30, 2010

awkward turtle

The "Awkward Turtle" is used during the present moment of a situation at hand. You may use it under the table at a diner outing to relieve some of the awkward tension, or on your way to the restroom as you excuse yourself from the awkward moment. The Awkward Turtle is also used in conjunction with the Awkward Antlers when re-telling the aforementioned events.

In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.

by JesChel August 26, 2006

turtle shells

a drug that can seriously mess you up. some say it comes from the eggs shells of turtles from madagacar so that's why it's so hard to get, but others claim it's made by heating up a very rare certain type of fungus, one that when it is heated, takes a form similar to that of the shell of a turtle. taking one turtle shell can greatly increase dopamine uptake in the brain and send the user on an unbelievable trip. there are no known addictive properties, however there can be damaging long-term effects to the brain and CNS.

Man, I did turtle shells last week, and it was the most insane trip I have ever been on...I was absolutely shell-shocked.

by shibton3982 August 12, 2006

turtle god

the god of a religion that is not yet widly known. Founded by high schoolers in florida. They worship the turtles. The sign of their god is yet to be determined for it is a small group. they also "admire" women and is known that normally the worshiper's are thereapist like.

Jim-do u beleive in the turtle god?

Billy- hell yes best religion theree is.

by jaggejack June 19, 2008

The Turtle

Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!

Howard Mendenjensenden had his name immortalized when he pulled off "The Turtle"

by Grafzedd September 19, 2009

turtle head

The head of a turtle.

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."

by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005