The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
by Dr. Bubba June 29, 2011
Get the Book Comamug. by Pinkgirl954 July 24, 2010
Get the book blockin'mug. A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.
Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.
Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?
In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?
In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
by Snootypants June 5, 2019
Get the Book wankermug. leaving facebook status's because ur so metal you have to share some of it with the facebook world so you dont die of lead poisioning.
Im so metal i scared a deceptagon
I hate when it rains bc i begin to rust everytime i go out.
JUST LEAVE US SOME ROOM FOR COMFORT IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY START BREATHING THIS IN JUST TO NUMB HURT LET THE FEELING GO AWAY
"metal booking" basically any song lyrics or refrences to how metal you are posted on facebook.
I hate when it rains bc i begin to rust everytime i go out.
JUST LEAVE US SOME ROOM FOR COMFORT IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY START BREATHING THIS IN JUST TO NUMB HURT LET THE FEELING GO AWAY
"metal booking" basically any song lyrics or refrences to how metal you are posted on facebook.
by I=metal>U=not metal March 19, 2010
Get the Metal Bookingmug. When one lives in a foreign country with a limited supply of books to read, and then is able to find more English books, thus ameliorating fears of running out of books to read. Oftentimes this is accompanied by a feeling of guilt of the pervasiveness of globalization.
by ingrules December 10, 2009
Get the book insurancemug. Friend 1: Are you still friends with Karen?
Friend 2: No, shes apart of the book club, yikes
Friend 1: Karen is upset that are you insulting her religion
Friend 2: Not the book club getting mad 💀
Friend 2: No, shes apart of the book club, yikes
Friend 1: Karen is upset that are you insulting her religion
Friend 2: Not the book club getting mad 💀
by UniToxic April 1, 2021
Get the book clubmug. Guy 1: I wanted to buy "Girls Gone Wild - Midget Edition" from Amazon but they want $89.99 for it
Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.
Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.
by TheShinySuitMan December 20, 2008
Get the Cookin by the bookmug.