Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.

"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."

Thomas Jefferson pony tail by the_elroy_elevator July 2, 2007

thomas the thermonuclear bomb 

its what usa threw on japan

yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday

thomas the thermonuclear bomb by if u read this u gay October 30, 2019

Thomas Thompson 

The formal name for a Tom Tom GPS device.

Gary: Nutsack! I think we're lost. You better grab the Thomas Thompson out of the glove box.
Gina: Oh, you mean the Tom Tom.
Gary: Yes. Don't make me ask you again.
Gina: Sorry.

Thomas Thompson by CraigersMcCraigers June 30, 2008

thomas wilson

crazy

thomas"crazy" the most annoying word in the universe.
thomas wilson is the craziest person in the world everyone wants to fuck him and he loves to eat.

thomas wilson by iufegviuqivuq March 19, 2019

Thomas Fisher 

Fucking squeaky n1gga with a tiny cock. Very unfunny and annoying

That kid over there has a tiny cock it must be Thomas Fisher

Thomas Fisher by Joedouglas69420 September 3, 2019

Thomas Cooked 

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

Thomas Cooked by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Thomas Cook it 

(Thomas Cook it) - booking a holiday with no return flight

"mate I've had enough of this place I'm absolutely going to Thomas Cook it"

Thomas Cook it by RollyIre September 24, 2019