"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"
by CockPeener May 31, 2021

A Baby zombie riding a chicken as if it’s a dick, mainly known for its appearance in the Minecraft movie where the viewers of the movie throw their popcorn and treat the movie like a zoo, in result making the workers wanna kill themselves.
by NoahCat April 12, 2025

A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.
"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
by N0ss July 11, 2017

by blacklover19 November 2, 2008

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.
A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.
Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.
Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.
That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.
That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022

Bro: "my bro can kick your ass he's the best fighter I know".
Me: " ight bro stop jockeying that MF".
Me: " ight bro stop jockeying that MF".
by Ugly ass💕💕 July 16, 2023

When you tuck your penis and balls between your legs and turn around for everyone to see from behind.
by VampireKid0202 April 22, 2025
