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Austin and Jayda

Lovers who have sex in the stalls during class
Austin and Jayda keep moaning in the bathroom.
by Smasher6708 May 10, 2019
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Austin

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
"Oh Austin? Yeah thing about him is The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death.
by Will Arnett November 23, 2021
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Austin

The dude who has 4 marriages lined up
Austin Wow this man oh man busss
by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023
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AUSTIN

Austin : two inches is average right?
person 1 :no?
Austin : oh.
by m1kel September 19, 2023
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Austin

A kind, smart, talented, yet ferocious woman. Will do anything for her family, and is as loyal as they come. Has incredible taste for good food, and loves nothing more than a flannel wielding man. Often misunderstood, she’s Lovable with a beautiful face and an incredible body to match. The girl everyone wants to have - but only the most skilled fisherman can capture.
“ Is that an austin? “
look at that beautiful face and amazing body and the flannel next to her. Of course that’s austin”
by Mybeardsbig November 23, 2021
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Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.
Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL
by Creekhead November 15, 2019
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Austin

Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.
by RobertHillthe2nd May 13, 2025
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