shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw

when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

burrito shaming

Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos

"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place

by squarepizza February 28, 2016

burrito super

wat pablo ordeers at Chipotle;
A burrito with everything on it with extra queso and corn

Chipotle employee: hi pablo what u want today
Pablo: burrito super

by dicktobert June 7, 2022

burrito

no

-did you do the homework yesterday?
-burrito

by anthony haramzarabi October 14, 2022

Burrito stomach

Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.

Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.

Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?

Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)

Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach

by Davemarrow March 12, 2021

Burrito's tatas

Rushmore Titties, mommy milkers, teddy's hands pillows, oxygen provider...

Burrito's tatas

by coffee_man March 27, 2023

taco bell burrito

A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.

Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023