Grape

A colloquialism used by US Marine Corps drill instructors during boot camp to refer to the heads of recruits.
See also: brain housing group

Hey you nasty thing, I know we put our friggin cover on our doggone grape outdoors!

by gunkorn December 14, 2021

Grape

An insult. Suggesting a low level in intelligence, an unprecedented level of stupidity.

Example provided by Wolf Van Halen in a tweet 03/21/23 “ Van Halen is literally my fucking name you grape”

by lafitteca March 22, 2023

Colossal Grape

Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.

“Colossal Grapes are very poisonous”

by Dr.Wots July 29, 2019

crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards

Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024

They did surgery on a grape

A bad meme.

Doesn't deserve to be put on the internet.

Guy 1: They did surgery on a grape!
Guy 2: *grabs gun*

by Aurumakerman December 1, 2018

gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018