thomas the thermonuclear bomb

its what usa threw on japan

yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday

by if u read this u gay October 30, 2019

Thomas Thompson

The formal name for a Tom Tom GPS device.

Gary: Nutsack! I think we're lost. You better grab the Thomas Thompson out of the glove box.
Gina: Oh, you mean the Tom Tom.
Gary: Yes. Don't make me ask you again.
Gina: Sorry.

by CraigersMcCraigers June 30, 2008

thomas wilson

crazy

thomas"crazy" the most annoying word in the universe.
thomas wilson is the craziest person in the world everyone wants to fuck him and he loves to eat.

by iufegviuqivuq March 19, 2019

Thomas Fisher

Fucking squeaky n1gga with a tiny cock. Very unfunny and annoying

That kid over there has a tiny cock it must be Thomas Fisher

by Joedouglas69420 September 3, 2019

Thomas Cooked

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Thomas Cook it

(Thomas Cook it) - booking a holiday with no return flight

"mate I've had enough of this place I'm absolutely going to Thomas Cook it"

by RollyIre September 24, 2019

thomas dale high school

A high school in Chester, VA. All the locals are rednecks and they have a specialty center for the arts that includes music, dance, theatre, art, and film. They all think that they’re quirky because they own doc martens. Thomas Dale has the best principal in all of Chesterfield County, and he loves the students with all his heart.

“Did you hear about the Thomas Dale High School football team?”

“No, what happened?”

“They all have staph lmao it was on the news.”

by your local train wreck October 17, 2019