russian fiddleblast

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.

Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.

by Spoonful of poodin February 18, 2018

Russian tugboat

When you throw up all over your partner, while wearing nothing but a page boy hat, and then have them haul you across the floor while chanting "Tug tug tug!"

I had to replace the carpet in my living room after she made me give her a Russian tugboat.

by Spanky Wiffleball June 18, 2016

Russian's Supper

The erotic act, common in correctional facilities, of molding one's scrotum into a bowl shape and filling it with vodka and boiled potatoes and then forcing another to consume the brew.

'I got that boy in his cell last Tuesday, made him eat my Russian's Supper all up.'

'You got pretty lips, boy, you gonna get Russian Supper'd'

by Paddybongo May 20, 2013

rusty russian

A rough handjob from a hairy burly woodsman with rusty nails

They went to the bathroom an he got a Rusty Russian all night

by Twobodiez June 19, 2017

russian backloader

The Russian backloader is a sex act in which the giving end spreads the anus of the receiving end (Normally female) with his/her fingers. The dom then proceeds to insert pastries and/or different dry foods into the anus of the dominated partner. The couple then engages in vaginal pleasure until the dominated partner is approaching ejaculation, at which point they ejaculate into the mouth of the dominator while simultaneously excreting the inserted pastries or other foods. Usually a very mess oriented occasion.

“Hey bro, my girl and I tried the Russian backloader last night”
“Awesome! What was it like?”
“It was erotic af ngl”

by FineWineForTwo September 17, 2020

Russian Fold

When you get hit in the dick when your are fully erect and your dick folds in half as a result. Can also result from when a bitch is riding you cowgirl style and falls off like an autistic cunt and bends your dick in half as she falls.

Richard: "Did you just get hit in the dick?"
Steve: "Yeah that bitch gave me a Russian fold"

by 69gay69 January 11, 2017

Russian Teet

2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka

Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.

by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017