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fart college

A university that teaches useless information and lies - such as the lie that there is no intelligence and no power reflected in the design of the universe, the lie that science has an alternative explanation to creationism to explain how the universe and everything in it came to exist from nothing, and the associated useless philosophy of insanity and pure ignorance - that God and moral truth do not even exist, but the fundamental axiom by which we are to live is not God's truth, but "unqualified equality".
The reason why Harvard University professors teach that we are to look to animals for moral guidance, is because it is really just a very expensive Fart College.
by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 1, 2017
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French-Farting

When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.
Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”
by J.N.K.K. February 10, 2014
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fart friend

A friend or significant other you can fart in front of. A necessary obstacle in any long term relationship.
I had to make fart friends with Brittany before we went on vacation together so I wouldn't explode.
by mlamson January 7, 2014
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Menchaca fart

A Menchaca fart is one that smells bad and lingers for a while because of eating too much greasy and old food or junk food .
Man it stinks right here, must be one of those Menchaca farts
by Nik da dik February 16, 2018
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ninja fart

The act of releasing a totally disgusting and gross fart without a sound. Hence the term, silent but deadly!
While watching TV, Carol cut a ninja fart that grossed out her boyfriend. Since there was no sound, she was able to blame the dog! Her boyfriend almost puked and the dog ran away!
by mdguy September 16, 2006
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fart pipe

Oversized, overpriced coffee cans ricer idiots use to impress 12 year old girls. Also used to compensate for lack of penis size.
My penis is small but my fart pipe is huge!
by Ricers are dweebs June 9, 2004
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Nigger fart

When you fart so hard that nigger color poop comes out
“Yo i think I’m boutta nigger fart”
by Nut master 3000 February 7, 2021
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