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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
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stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
by daflashers June 25, 2017
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Curtain Stroke

A hot, steamy stroking session behind the curtains. (a fetish)
Dari: I think sometimes you're aiming to give me a stroke.
Maya: Wasn't sure what stroke you was talking about there.

Dari: Well, I'd really enjoy a curtain stroke from you. Another, not so much.
by munsee May 5, 2020
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girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone
Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."
by apIistia January 5, 2023
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Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.
Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025
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stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy
My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.
by munting menace April 25, 2025
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Hell Stroke

Giving your partner a good stroke while having sex
I gave my girl the Hell Stroke last night.
by Amschel December 13, 2023
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