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Steven

Some of the best people in the world, the kind of person everyone likes. Kind, really smart, snarky, and funny. A good friend and a better boyfriend. May also have musical talent depending on which species of Steven, the organism is. Not to be confused with Stephen.
Sophie, in the middle of her conversation with James: " Hi Steven!"
Steven : "Oh hi! How did you do on your test?"
Sophie: "100! Thanks to your help!"
Steven: "Wow, you did great!"
One conversation later
Sophie: "Wow, Steven is so helpful... I think I have a crush on him..."
James: "I'm now gay and wish he would talk to me more"
by WiseWorder November 23, 2023
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slimy steven

A sexual act where man covers his cock in pickle juice and fucks his partner in the pussy
Hey Emma, I bought pickles. Ready for the slimy steven?
by Marniechan January 19, 2025
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Stevens(d)

When you reply all in a witty manner to publicly shame and humiliate an egregious error from a co worker who sent an email.
You would not have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.
by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022
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Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.
Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021
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Steven Sadness

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now
by wherethepuckisthefuck August 7, 2024
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Steven Gagnon

steven Gagnon is an amateur boxer. he loves hookers and malibu vodka. Steven has a loving including William, other brothers, and mother but no father. stevens family has deep mafia ties with lots of criminals and wrongdoers. stevens father is a drug dealer and you can meet him at recs. steven is 6 foot tall and skinny with a shitbox car.
wow that guys really cool like a Steven Gagnon
by shaggy Rogers232 May 20, 2024
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Steven

the best giga chad you ever seen he gets so many girls simping for him even alannah
kids : guys have you seen Steven

Steven : whats up guys

alannah : omg i want steven so bad daddy
by quaandale quangle January 6, 2023
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