by dlsgoal September 5, 2019
Get the Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019 mug.Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.
Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
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Get the Soccer mug.by graeme Cock January 12, 2023
Get the National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day mug.Soccer Wee (noun): A discreet technique employed by some soccer players, the 'soccer wee' involves taking a knee, adjusting shorts, and subtly directing urine through the gap between the bottom of the shorts and the leg opening, all done inconspicuously during gameplay. This skill demonstrates resourcefulness, allowing players to attend to their needs without disrupting the match's flow."
During the intense match, Alex adeptly pulled off a soccer wee, ensuring he could relieve himself without missing a moment of the game."
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Get the Clitoris soccer mug.Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
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