Soccer

A game where people kick balls around and hope to hell they score.

Look at those kids, their playing a game of boys vs. girls soccer...

by a23577 September 29, 2018

Soccer

The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS

Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer

by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018

Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles

Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?

by Papabear845 August 14, 2022

Delusional kick soccer ball

Fight against delusional people for your rights.

Im going to delusional kick soccer ball

by Ah'mya Hitchcock April 21, 2022

soccer boy

boys that plat soccer and cry over anything and everything because they're fuvking babies

hey did you hear about jacob that ugly soccer boy (jacob is a soccerr boy)

by isdv April 23, 2022

Soccer

Nothing just nothing

Oh do you play soccer. No stfu go get a lire it's football

by Tobideak April 24, 2022

Bad at soccer

Gets an insured amount of females

Ik ur bad at soccer

by Balls225 April 27, 2022