sailors promise

when you're trying to make a promise youre not really gonna keep.

I wont smoke weed tonight, sailors promise. (but really im gonna smoke weed)

by Andrienne press green January 2, 2009

Shail

A synonym for kanjar.

Look at that beautiful Shail over there!

by TheRealAbraar August 24, 2019

garage sailing

The act of "hopping" from one garage sail to another, often with the assistance of a newspaper listing.

Dave and Theresa got up brigh and early every saturday and went garage sailing.

by arcan August 25, 2003

Snailgating

1) The act of driving below the speed limit with the effect of backing-up otherwise normal traffic flow. Artificially creating a dangerous tailgating situation by holding a position on a multi-lane road, obstinately pacing another slow-moving vehicle in an adjacent lane, while purposefully avoiding eye contact through the rear view mirror. 2) Denying someone access to a public, or nominally "shared" resource (e.g., parking place, restaurant table, etc.) by lingering in/on the resource long enough to alter the mood of the person waiting. 3) Any passive-agressive act of intentionally underperforming in order to teach someone, usually someone perceived as a jerk, a lesson that more than likely they will never learn--otherwise, an utter waste of everyone's time.

The ambulance driver testified that if it weren't for the Prius driver snailgating, the heart attack patient she was driving to the hospital may have survived.

It's always the other guy snailgating; you would NEVER do that, right?

Scientific studies have proven that the snailgating of merge hoppers actually makes traffic worst than if everyone on the uses all the available road capacity

by Roger 55 May 27, 2010

Snaily

the god of all snails. Only Hailey can be Snaily. Professionally known as "ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy"

1) did you see Snaily over there? IM SHOOK
2) Wow look at Snaily! I wish I was her!
3) did you see ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy on TV the other day? IM SHOOK

by hSHOOKcc November 28, 2016

snailathron

Driving in a congested city road at snail's pace

Driving in Indian city roads of Bangalore is a exasperating snailathron experience.

by Patellonia August 10, 2017

Snailcurrency

The funniest, hottest, and my fav lesbian moot that exists in the world.

Person 1: Hey have you seen snailcurrency's edits on tiktok?
Person 2: Yes! They are amazing<3

by @beeartworks (on tiktok) July 3, 2021