The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles
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Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.
Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.
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