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path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.
"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."
by Eddy Richtofen October 9, 2014
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Sticky shower of shame

This occurs when one is attending a Victoria's Secret fashion show and is sat in the back row. They get a bit carried away, and have to let it out. This is released onto the row in front, and it is this action that is a 'sticky shower of shame'.
Guy 1: I think that guy just had a sticky shower of shame.
Guy 2: Damn, I hope he can clean up.
by NUGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET October 25, 2014
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Waddle of Shame

The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet
Jonathan was seen doing the waddle of shame back towards his posse after exiting the bathroom
by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015
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dropping the shades

Flexing on everyone while not trying, being a dope ass lightskin with the particular name "Joel"
Damn he's really dropping the shades on that hoe
by Lilkove July 8, 2017
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The reach of shame

When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.
by TheSlaughterer July 20, 2017
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uber ride of shame

The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.
Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.
by Jammycat5000 August 6, 2017
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Claim of Shame

When you have to claim on your phone insurance after destroying it the night before in a drunken rage
You see that hungover motherfucker in T-Mobile with his broke ass phone, that's for sure a Claim of Shame
by Johnpricey February 16, 2019
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