hurns scale

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.

"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.

by {pole} July 2, 2008

HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010

1-10 scale

How hot a man or woman is on a scale of 1-10.

Damn jerry, that bitch with the big ass titties and short shorts on the 1-10 scale is a 10

by lost cause 27 September 19, 2016

scal

To point blank fart in someones face.

While David was trying to do sit-ups, I bent over and scalled him.

by big daddy2356 March 17, 2010

Scalfer

A person who is a loser i.e. Someone who has no life except for playing video games.

Yo, your homoass bro is such a scalfer...tell him to get a fucking life!

by Jasper Wilson December 17, 2003

Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009

Scal

The same as the words “sick”, “boss” or “heavy”

“Haha that’s scal that bro”

by YeMa1299847321192837 November 21, 2019