Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is naan bread so salty it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other use of the phrase Salty Naan is for an insult.

“Stop throwing your Salty Naan at me!”
“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

Salty Naan by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 2, 2018

Salty sledgehammer 

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

Salty sledgehammer by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Salty Scones 

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

Salty Scones by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

salty grandma 

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.

I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.

salty grandma by AwesoCast November 24, 2007

salty pancake 

Its were you cum on a girls stomach and rub it in with your butt cheeks

i gave her a salty pancake

salty pancake by derek parsons February 19, 2008

Salty Sundae 

A sexual act in which a girl cups her hands as a receptacle for her male partner's ejaculate, to then be covered in "poo" syrup. Once this mixture has been added to the bowl (hands), he places his nuts on top. Finally, the straw is added, and the mixture consumed.

Did you hear about that salty sundae that lance gave sora in the ihop bathroom?

Salty Sundae by Jenn Davis March 22, 2008

Salty Moon Pie 

The process of heating a moon pie and removing the marshmellow using an tool like a straw device and replacing the marshmellow with seimen.

My mom packed me a salty moon pie for lunch today.

Salty Moon Pie by Jack Devainy February 24, 2009