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Social Workout

Social workout is the bomb. Beer in one, barbell in the other. Any evolutionary biologist would tell you there's a reason primates are the only animals that can do this. It's natural. And humans can run and drink at the same time.. studies show that the social workout is more effective than regular exercise for burning fat. The social workout requires that you stay in the "fat burning" zone because you have to hold a conversation during the whole workout. This is easier than it sounds. After a few beers, I hardly notice that I'm talking...it is simply 'drinking alcoholic beverages while exercising in a social environment.'
I saw marathoners do this with water, and EUREKA!, I thought, what if we make that a fruity cocktail and add in some conversation and sexier outfits creating the ultimate "social workout."
by HHIworkout June 2, 2010
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Social Netmarketing

Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.
MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.
by mikedelgado February 19, 2009
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Social Squirrel

A person that is a social outcast; often made fun of by social fishes.
Sandy was a social squirrel and was made fun of in Spongebob's standup routine
by natalieryan January 27, 2009
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Social Tofu

A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.
Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.
by Cats Wheel May 21, 2013
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corndog social

The most historic event to ever happen to an office of working humans.
"Did you hear about the corndog social going on next door? I wish I could join, I'm so jealous."
by psychoroll May 8, 2014
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socially romantic

Socially Romantic - Someone involved in the arts and literature, a free spirit and outwardly showing aspects of love, adventure and idealism.
Jenna- "That guy Ian is totally socially romantic."
Tracy-"I know right?!"
by SocialRomance July 21, 2014
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Social Cinderella

A person that doesn't look like their social media pictures at all
She walks around looking like a bum but when you look at her social media she is a social Cinderella
by Guitartwin October 31, 2014
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