Samuel Quando

Sussy baka XD

Person 1: Samuel Quando????

by Shrekfunni June 15, 2021

Samuel

A Ethiopian nigga that gets zero bitches and thinks he good at basketball

“ Hey i’m Samuel “

“ stfu dickhead”

by pussydestoryer554 April 25, 2022

Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe

Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt

by Person myeh May 1, 2022

Samuel Johnson

average child lover

yeah its a shame he was arrested. Really showed his inner Samuel Johnson there.

by sausage_animations January 5, 2023

Samuel Tan

He is the King. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guy 1: Show it to us Samuel Tan

Samuel Tan : I AM THE KING. RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

by spineless inc. February 13, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is a loving creature. They can beat up practically anyone, but can also be the most cuddly person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet one, don't let them get away. You WILL regret it. If they like you, they will guard you with their life, no matter how hard it is. If they don't, they'll let you know. They're always a big teddie bear until someone they love is in danger.

Kid 1: You're friends with a Samuel?!

Kid 2: Ya...
Kid 1: You are so lucky. Never let him go

by Lucille😏 July 7, 2023

sneaky samurai

The act of catching a spouse, friend, family member or significant other in the nude and in a sneaky, ninja-like manner, force your index finger into this persons rectum.

I was so surprised and traumatized when my cousin gave me a sneaky samurai. I never even knew he was there until he struck.

by lukey_dukey March 17, 2012