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redneck cocktail

The mix of OxyContin and Crystal Meth. This combination can be a very deadly combination due to OxyContin being a depressant and Crystal Meth being an upper. When the shorter acting Crystal Meth wears off you can easily overdose on the amount of OxyContin you took. Be careful with this cocktail combination xx
I was partying last night and decided to have a Redneck Cocktail, it was awesome but I was careful not to take too much!
by JRyanNYC October 17, 2013
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redneck love

when a woman is abused, and mistreated by her man, but she still stays with him.
Wow, it's redneck love; he verbally abuses, and treats her like crap, and she is still with him.
by Professor Strudell February 21, 2018
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indiana redneck

Usually a right-winger that lives in the US state of Indiana, unlike common rednecks, Indiana Rednecks are wholesome and accept all races and ethnicities, however Indiana Rednecks, like their less civilized cousins, always enjoy fishing, target shooting, hunting, mudding, getting drunk, shouting at gay people, watching college football, and driving pickup trucks.
Person 1: “Hey Cletus, wanna come over to my place and watch the IU game? My friends Jamal, Ricardo, Ahmed, and Khan are gonna be there.”

Person 2: “IU? Buddies a’ fowah races? Mainly propers pronounciatin’ a’ words an’ correct grammers? Sheeeeooot, Richard, yous a’ normal everyday Indiana Redneck!”
by [Pappy_Polska] December 17, 2017
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st. thomas redneck condtion

The condition that occurs where human beings become infected with laziness, becomes cheaters,get kicked out or quit the military, have kids to five different men, get DUI'S, cannot keep jobs, and live near or with their parents. The infected feel they are extremely attractive or date females/males who also are infected. Usually these people become overweight and have homemade tattoos or claim to have fanastic careers of farmers, taxidermist, tattoo artist, mechanics, and managers of fast food . Usually these careers are false. Infected males are usually tall, overweight with tattoos of many different womens names on their bodies. Infected females usually are tall, overweight hicks that have gap teeth. The females usually are sexually active with any male that is desperate enough. Then become inpregnated and find a male infected to claim as father. If a infected male tries to date/marry/inpregnate someone who is not infected, female gets side effects but loses infects once male isnt around.

There is no cure and the infected become aged and live in dirty houses.
He lost his job, lives with his dad, and has no car. He must have st. thomas redneck condtion.
by acadia thunder November 24, 2011
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Redneck Beday

WHen you fire a turd out of your ass out of frustation water splashes up on your bung hole.
Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.
by Troy Murphy, Carl Smith November 26, 2007
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Yuppie Redneck

an individual in the midst of an identity crises due to redneck family origins vs. the yuppie culture and behavior that they are acclimated to.
Conversation between a yuppie redneck mother and son:

Mom: "Tucker, you need to get a job son! I can't continue to make the payments on your Z71."

Tucker: "You know I done had 5 heat strokes in the past 2 years, and I can't work outside no more."

Mom: "Well you drink enough Starbucks, why don't you get a job down there?"

Tucker: "I'd probably have to work Saturdays, and then I'd miss the tailgating parties at Tiger Stadium. I mean, I know I flunked out, but all my friends are down there - I belong at LSU!"

Mom: "I sure wish you had gone to law school, and you go into practice with your daddy. Then you could pay for your own pickup truck!"
by Yelbis August 3, 2011
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RedNeck

Someone who was forgotten by the modern age, uses such slang like boomstick and whooo doggy, and can make the US army weapons reserve look like a yard sale.

Have also bred 99.9978 of known dogs.
RedNeck: Dem damn army people aint knowin nothin i outta go over dere wid my boomstick and shown em whos the damn boss of this country.
by Morph May 22, 2003
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