Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.

"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"

by PB+J March 23, 2009

queef

a frontal fart

Person A "Pee-uh whats that horrible smell" Person B "Sorry I just totally queefed!"

by tblack99 October 28, 2008

butt queef

An anal release of air, that usually has an unfriendly stench.

Also known as a fart.

ItaLy ftw: yo, ToRoNoX I just butt queefed, did you smell it?
ToRoNox: ya niggah, I can smell it from a mile away

by ItaLy ftw June 02, 2010

Queef Cannon

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first

I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.

by DirtyRoss69 December 05, 2019

Mega Queef

When a girl shits out of her vagina

That bitch just took a big ass mega queef

by TurboedDude April 23, 2018

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 02, 2009

queef wad

the definition of a queef wad is some one who annoys the fuck out of you or some one who you realy hate

i hate bryan soo much hes such a queef wad thats why im gonna kill him

by kgenius12 February 07, 2011