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Ball Queef 

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
Ball Queef by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017
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Toby Queef 

A queef and/or fart that is really loud boisterous and super offensive to "snow flakes".
While running her fat ass on the treadmill Amy busted a Toby Queef and cleared the gym.
Toby Queef by The Sikness April 8, 2017

Nigga Queef 

Nigga Queef (nigu kweef) n.
The Release of air from a vagina of a black woman after a sexual intercourse. Normally horrid in smell and unbearable.
Damn you should've smelled Zakira's Nigga Queef last night, it smelled like Compton.
Nigga Queef by SGFBD January 2, 2012

anal queef 

An anal queef is the release of air from the anus after the penis has been removed from the anus after anal sex. Not to be confused with a common garden fart.
If you've watched amateur porn. You know. The anal queef does exist.
anal queef by The Hook November 5, 2007

Creative Queef

A moment of sweet bliss and creativity that came to one randomly. A creative queef is the opposite of a brain fart.
That was the best idea ever, what a creative queef!

Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

bloody queef chunk 

A menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large penis that is launched as a projectile by a vaginal fart of air usually forced inside by a large penis
I was walking by your mom's house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bloody queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.
bloody queef chunk by Buchwheat Bones September 28, 2011