Pre-Fight Doughnut

An honored tradition where you offer your opponent a doughnut before engaging in battle

Ninja #1: "Before we fight...I offer you this.... take it as a token of my appreciation..."
Ninja #2: "...it's a fucking doughnut."

by michaelangelo November 30, 2004

Pre-Potter-Depression

The sad moments that come before reading the 7th book because everyone has already spoiled the deaths.

I got Pre-Potter-Depression after Shannon told me who all died.

by jkjrfkej August 9, 2007

Pre game vape

when someone gets high before a party or social event using a vaporizer to smoke marijuana.

yo man lets pre game vape before we go to the kegger

by shneriside October 6, 2009

Pre-race Dump

The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.

"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"

"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."

by BeulahBeast May 23, 2012

Pre-Digestive Bulimia

Spitting out a chewed up bite of food because you realize you can't eat one bite more.

Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."

by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007

Pre-Heaven Vaccination

When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.

A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?

by Covido February 4, 2022

Pre-event Prevention

When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.

Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.

by WriterLifer September 10, 2022