PokeMurderSquad

A large gathering of pokemon fans who have only one goal, to ingage in all of mans sins. These gathering are commonly assosiated with blood orgies as well as mass genocide. They typically dress up as pokemon and use their "pokepowers" to commit rape,murder,arson,pedophilia, and of course high treason. They started as a small group of CIA agents who often played pokemon games. They decided that they in order to gain power tbey had to see nuclear codes to china. Believing this is not good enough they began to dress up and burn down churches often with people inside. They grew a taste for doing evil and they began to murdering people and using their blood as lubricant whilst they fucked in public places <normally schools>

Hey you want to join the PokeMurderSquad

by The Steamy Wolf August 17, 2016

PokeMurderSquad

A large gathering of pokemon fans who have only one goal, to ingage in all of mans sins. These gathering are commonly assosiated with blood orgies as well as mass genocide. They typically dress up as pokemon and use their "pokepowers" to commit rape,murder,arson,pedophilia, and of course high treason. They started as a small group of CIA agents who often played pokemon games. They decided that they in order to gain power tbey had to see nuclear codes to china. Believing this is not good enough they began to dress up and burn down churches often with people inside. They grew a taste for doing evil and they began to murdering people and using their blood as lubricant whilst they fucked in public places <normally schools>

Hey you want to join the PokeMurderSquad

by The Steamy Wolf August 17, 2016

potamophobia

the fear of rivers or running water

John has potamophobia, so he avoids rivers.

by bobapplesuacemcgee August 18, 2016

pokemon go

pokemon go is a dngerous game from the origin of pokemon to mortal disasters

pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*

by luprusz November 11, 2016

pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016

Pokeminavigate

To play Pokemon Go for someone else, if they are unable. For example, while they are driving.

"Can you Pokeminavigate for me while I drive? I need to hit a couple of Poke

Stops today."

by Nzahtz February 10, 2017

Pokeminavigater

A person who sits in the passenger seat and plays Pokemon Go on the driver's phone, in order for the driver to advance in the game.

"Can you be my Pokeminavigater since I'm driving?"

by Nzahtz February 10, 2017