poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading

This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.

by shamalamadingdong988 April 11, 2014

Poop Clamp

The physical attempt of ejecting excrement from an individual utilizing duel placement of hands over the anterior and posterior portions of the abdomen and squeezing/applying pressure (clamping).

S/he got poop clamped after a heavy meal which caused great detriment to undergarments.

by Mr. Filthy December 9, 2011

Poop-traction

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.

"My poop-tractions are getting closer together and will be going into labor soon."

by Dr.Reanimator September 18, 2018

Poop Commute

The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.

Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.

by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011

Prime the poop

To eat something small, and typically dense an hour or two before you leave to go on a trip to that you will poop before you head out.

This car ride is going to be long so I'm gonna to eat this egg biscuit to prime the poop. I don't want to have to use the truck stop to shit.

by GingerWiki May 22, 2021

poop shaming

The act of shaming a person or animal for their defecation.

I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.

by Le pew pew July 20, 2016

poop attack

When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.

by Meatsplash June 30, 2015