Poke

A word used to indicate to another person that you want what they got. Most often used in reference to a cigarette or joint.

"Hey man, poke on that smoke?" or simply "Poke?"

by vanillasin October 26, 2006

Poke Llamas

First of all, llamas are the most superior intelectuals known to man. They rain 2nd (after kitties) in superiority. Llamas love all human beings and are happy to always call a cab for you when you are drunk. Never poke a llama because they are too busy looking at their vaginas with a handmirror. Llamas also knit the best scarfs.

I'm going to send a text to Jenno saying "Poke Llamas" and I'm not even high!

by Jennoza July 10, 2010

*Poke*

Typically, usually a middle aged "pedophile", in the works of only talking to 10 to 16 year old's by networking, "Internet" slang.

As he will, "*Poke*" he strokes, until the other person figures they themselves are oblivious that there is in fact, a pedophile cybering, with he/she.

Hotman69: Hey, how's it going ?
JohnothanTaylor: its goin good..
Hotman69: Teehee, *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: uhhh
Hotman69: weeeeeeeee! *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: This is Chris Hansen, with catch a predator actually.

Hotman69 has signed off................

by ResEve0 February 10, 2009

Double Poke

One calls "Double Poke" when they want to be third in line of a smoking circle. it is usually said after poke gets called.

Thomas: "Roller's Rights!!"
Baxter: "Poke"
Alicia: "Double Poke!"
Brett: "Tag"
Gaston: awwww

by Alicia McRae December 31, 2007

you've been poked

Used when the girl and you are ever going to see her again. The next day is still sleeping and your "ready to go again" so you sneak it and take it nice and slow to prevent from waking up the lady then you leave the message on the door.

"The other day I woke up beside this girl and when I was at my friends place so I had some fun and left my calling card, YOU'VE BEEN POKED."

by Actualcarrot July 12, 2006

Poke

To flirt

"That guy was so poke with her..."

by The Loop August 27, 2008

Poke her a new one

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.

Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.

by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009